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    A girl friend of mine runs a newsagency. I've always put shite on her because she drove a Land Rover Discovery. She recently complained that the wipers cost over $300 to replace. "Should have bought a Toyota" I quipped. Anyway, yesterday I go in to buy the paper and get lotto. She says "Like my new car" pointing to the 2010 VX Prado parked next to my car. "Mum gave it to me" she says. "Only got 72,000 on the clock." Apparently mum gets a new Toyota every 3 years, something to do with the tax man. Mum's current drive is a brand new 200 series Sahara. Guess who is going to be inheriting this in 3 years.
    Dave
    Views expressed are mine alone and are not intended to compromise the integrity of my employer nor offend those who may read such views.
    Bugger Bali, get out and see Australia before we sell it all to China.

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    Mmmmm... What was my mums last car? (my she rest in peace), A shitty old Nissan Vannette full of dog slobber and dog hair.


    PASS!!!!

    (lucky for some eh?)
    2004 V6 Grande. BLACK -

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    • #3
      does that mean in 3 years i get my dads 2012 maloo?

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      • #4
        My mum doesn't have a license and I don't want her Zimmerman frame. In three years or 300!
        My 150 build - http://www.pradopoint.com/showthread.php?27423-A-Random-approach-to-a-Bluestorm-150-GXL-D4D-automatic

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        • #5
          My mum drives a 1996 Ford Modeo with less than 80,000km. No thanks, mum.
          Dave
          Views expressed are mine alone and are not intended to compromise the integrity of my employer nor offend those who may read such views.
          Bugger Bali, get out and see Australia before we sell it all to China.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Bushbasher View Post
            My mum drives a 1996 Ford Modeo with less than 80,000km. No thanks, mum.
            Originally posted by Jasen
            Is she single?

            Jasen!!!!! Really? for a Mondeo???
            2004 V6 Grande. BLACK -

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            • #7
              Biiiiaaaaaaarrrrrrccccccch!



              Hahahahah

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              • #8
                Nah, she's married to number 3 and about to drop twins.
                Dave
                Views expressed are mine alone and are not intended to compromise the integrity of my employer nor offend those who may read such views.
                Bugger Bali, get out and see Australia before we sell it all to China.

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                • #9
                  I inherited my father's WRX when he passed at 82. No wonder his back was stuffed. He used to get a new one (car) every 2 years tax free. Something about being a TPI. That was his fourth. I sold the car but kept the STi turbocharger he had on it........
                  [i]I remember when sex was safe, and flying was dangerous![/i]

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