Wife's and the Obvious

[Ozpat Advanced Member Find all posts View Profile Close Ozpat]

Not the wife but the daughter. With her boyfriend at uni class and tells him next class is not hers and she's gonna go to his car for a kip. She gets in back seat and there's these women's underwear lying around. So she has a bit of a kip and when she gets back to his class she gets up him about the ownership of said undies. He denies everything and they go back to car, only it's not his. She'd been sleeping in wrong car.

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""She'd been sleeping in wrong car"" What a pearler Jim lolol...........Cheers Steve

[Jeffers Advanced Member Find all posts View Profile Close Jeffers]

Not the wife but the daughter. With her boyfriend at uni class and tells him next class is not hers and she's gonna go to his car for a kip. She gets in back seat and there's these women's underwear lying around. So she has a bit of a kip and when she gets back to his class she gets up him about the ownership of said undies. He denies everything and they go back to car, only it's not his. She'd been sleeping in wrong car.

I have a similar story about my brothers sister-in-law,

She come out of Woolies with the 2 kids and a trolley full of groceries. Walks around to the back of the station wagon, loads all the groceries in the back and takes the trolley back to the trolley bay. Tells the kids to get in the back seat and she jumps in the front seat, only then does she realise that she was in the wrong car!
Oops... Shit, quick kids... get the groceries out of the car LMAO!!!

Just a coincidence that she doesn't lock her car (shit box Falcon wagon) and there was the exact same colour model wagon in the parking lot also unlocked!

Funny stuff

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I have a similar story about my brothers sister-in-law,

She come out of Woolies with the 2 kids and a trolley full of groceries. Walks around to the back of the station wagon, loads all the groceries in the back and takes the trolley back to the trolley bay. Tells the kids to get in the back seat and she jumps in the front seat, only then does she realise that she was in the wrong car!
Oops... Shit, quick kids... get the groceries out of the car LMAO!!!

Just a coincidence that she doesn't lock her car (shit box Falcon wagon) and there was the exact same colour model wagon in the parking lot also unlocked!

Funny stuff

Not just wives. My old boss did the same thing!

First I knew about it he had put a company sticker on the horn button of his company car. So I thought hmmm that's dedication. But then the story came out a few weeks later. He was in the covered carpark of the largest shopping centre in the place and after doing his shopping walked up to a blue Magna wagon and tried to open the door with his key. No good. So he was agressing upon it and generally getting a bit miffed. The Mitusbishi dealer was across the road but about 200m away so off he went carrying his weekly shop. When he came back with a couple of dealer staff in tow who had various tools on their person there was a group of people around 'his' car including a policeman. The real owners had been walking to their car when they saw this Japanese guy try to break into it, then get angry because he couldn't (inlcuding giving the door a good whack with his fist) and then walk off. So they went back into the Shopping centre to the Police beat and came back with a policeman who was taking down all the details. Boss's car was in the next row. Luckily there was enough sense to see the humour in the situation and all was good, no damage done.

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Not my wife but a female (school teacher) from many moons ago.

When I was a lad my old man ran tow trucks amongst other things and got a call for a tow. The woman had reprted that a red light came on the dash and the car just got slower and slower until it stopped!

Headed out to the job with the old man, must have been a weekend, anyway we get to the job and dad decides to pop the bonnet just have a quick look and the woman goes of her tree at him for wrecking her car. Long story short, she owned the car for 5 years, didn't even know the bonnet was meant to open, never had it serviced, she just put petrol in it and drove it for 5 years.

To this day we still dont know if it was the oil light or the temperature light that came on

Cheers Andrew

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Oh you lot are so in trouble........

Not me, my wife's heard about this place called double you, double you, double you dot, but doesnt know where it is

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For Sale: .... one lady owner

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I got a call at work one day from the missus, because her car (commodore) wouldn't turn a corner. Fortunately, this was at a backstreet, not a busy road. I got there and discovered the serpentine belt was shredded, because one of the idler pulleys had seized. The first she knew something was wrong was when the last of the serpentine belt failed and the power steering no longer worked, hence the "won't turn a corner". The bits of the belt had obviously been whacking around in the engine bay for a while, as they had cut right through the under-bonnet lining, and had left significant markings on everything in their path, including a good gouge on the top radiator hose. The seized pulley had a substantial amount of wear where the belt had been running on it, and a huge deposit of melted on rubber on the idler arm and surrounding areas of the engine. There must have been some horrendous noises coming from the thing, probably for at least a few days before it finally completely wore out the belt, yet the first thing she noticed was when it didn't turn a corner.

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Some years ago a mate who was working as a cleaner to put himself through uni was with his boss early in the morning working in some club. Boss's wife was on the phone in a panic because the car stalled and wouldn't start, wouldn't turn over and she was on her way to the airport. So boss left in a hurry and hit up a number of places until he found somewhere to get a battery in the wee hours. Drove to the wife's location and swapped out the battery but it still wouldn't turn over. Her car wasn't out of electrons it was out of oil!

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Years ago the wife got an exclusive invite to Mojo Advertisings Melbourne Cup tent, in her excitement she got to the Members car park got out and had a great day....until 8 hours later when she got back to the car (Ford Laser) only to find the engine running and the keys in the ignition locked inside Made all the local Brissie newspapers, I still give her s%#& when she gets out of the car

See ya in the car park, Richo.

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Years ago the wife got an exclusive invite to Mojo Advertisings Melbourne Cup tent, in her excitement she got to the Members car park got out and had a great day....until 8 hours later when she got back to the car (Ford Laser) only to find the engine running and the keys in the ignition locked inside Made all the local Brissie newspapers, I still give her s%#& when she gets out of the car

See ya in the car park, Richo.

LOL... that's bloody funny

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Back when the wife and I were dating she rocks up at my place on her way to work and locks her keys in the car. She calls RACQ and when the guy turns up he parks on the passenger side of the car so the first thing he does is pull the handle and it opens.

Technical we both felt a like gooses but she started it so I think it counts.

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This one was my sister.

We're on our way out of a car park and she goes to head out the entry point, I point out that the sign says no exit and she turn to me and says "its OK I'm entering the road".

She's a policewomen.

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Years ago the wife got an exclusive invite to Mojo Advertisings Melbourne Cup tent, in her excitement she got to the Members car park got out and had a great day....until 8 hours later when she got back to the car (Ford Laser) only to find the engine running and the keys in the ignition locked inside Made all the local Brissie newspapers, I still give her s%#& when she gets out of the car

See ya in the car park, Richo.

Without a doubt this has to be the winner so far. Richo that's just bloody awesome!!! I wish i had something of that calibre to shitstir my mrs.

Cheers
James

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A mate told me a few years ago, he was driving out in the NSW country and fuel in his vehicle was getting a bit low, and he was a bit tired, so he asked his wife to have a little drive. He told her to drive a bit below the speed limit to conserve fuel. He dosed off for a while, had a feeling that his car was going a bit fast, so he woke up. His wife was driving about 20 over the speed limit, and he said, "What the f*** are you doing?" and she replied. "The petrol is getting low, so I am driving faster to get there sooner before the petrol runs out."