The 4wding First Party: (Warning this is a political Thread)

[kav Avid PP Poster! Find all posts View Profile Close kav]

mmmmmm hummer make good fire . i second all above motions and submit that the pedestrian council be treated as an outlaw gang and disbanded imediately . i would further like to motion that the 4wding first party consider financing my first junket errr fact-finding mission to the cape next week . may as well get straight into it as there are many many facts to be found up that way . ill be up there checking first hand on our border security program and to ensure that all licensed premises are opperating in accordance with any new laws i may happen to think of . i.e hand over the free booze , why is that steak in the refrigerator ,get it on the bbq . your faithful servant stuart

[smakb Advanced Member Find all posts View Profile Close smakb]

I love it all, but I need the sticker "Bitumen causes cancer and scars the natural environment"
Any ideas on how I can get one?

[PradOz Advanced Member Find all posts View Profile Close PradOz]

mmmmmm hummer make good fire . i second all above motions and submit that the pedestrian council be treated as an outlaw gang and disbanded imediately . i would further like to motion that the 4wding first party consider financing my first junket errr fact-finding mission to the cape next week . may as well get straight into it as there are many many facts to be found up that way . ill be up there checking first hand on our border security program and to ensure that all licensed premises are opperating in accordance with any new laws i may happen to think of . i.e hand over the free booze , why is that steak in the refrigerator ,get it on the bbq . your faithful servant stuart

totally second and support the above.

I also propose that it become law that all prado owners/members of the 4wding party are immediately cloned so that they are free to leave the confines of the home and leave swmbo and all domesticated duties to attend as many jaunts, oops, fact finding missions as deemed personally necessary [and so that i can join you on the cape trip without being missed on the homefront]

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As the caretaker Party Leader, El President, Head Honcho, the big cheese, The Big kahuna, The Prince of God's Own Country, the fat bastard over there, I will take the responsibility for the traditional bumper stickers, these will be available to registered party members, and only after the appropriate graft and corruption be made (beer gratitudes are particularly encouraged).

These stickers will then be designated as the "Passage of Right" to go wherever and whenever the vehicles with said stickers applied want to go, this privelage will also override any other alleged regulation that 4WDriving Party members find.

Richo. (PM Elect)

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totally second and support the above.

I also propose that it become law that all prado owners/members of the 4wding party are immediately cloned so that they are free to leave the confines of the home and leave swmbo and all domesticated duties to attend as many jaunts, oops, fact finding missions as deemed personally necessary [and so that i can join you on the cape trip without being missed on the homefront]

I Second that motion!!!

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Of course you understand that exemptions must exist, given that our founding member and your esteemed deputy leader both have SWMBO that drive soft roaders, Subaru and Rav respectivly. So I propose that owning a soft roader is acceptable if its main use is to transport SWMBO to work and back, in order that she earn enough cash to continue with mods on a real 4WD!

Anyone owning a soft roader and claiming it to be a real 4WD should be subject to the above mentioned poser tax, and may also be prosecuted under the proposed "impersonating a 4WD" laws.

Cheers Andrew

Andrew

As with any political party exemptions are the right and expected privelage of the executive members. These can and will be instituted, changed and modified as we the self elected executive members choose. However at all official party meetings the mandatory real 4WD will be necessary to gain admission.

Regards, The Fat Bastard.

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Sounds like this all coming together nicely! And don't worry Fat Bastard, no soft roaders will be present at the official party meetings.

As the Deputy Party Leader, Secretary, Treasurer, Right Hand Man, fall guy of the 4WDing First Party, I have taken the liberty of PMing the Grand Poo-Bah of Pradopoint to discuss the posibilty of having stickers with our most excellent party slogan made. Hopefully we can have these ready for the innagural meeting!

Kav, as treasurer I say you should definately head off on your junk............... eer fact finding mission to the cape! Just make sure to keep the appropriate reciepts, for beer, food and all that other important stuff, I am confident once elected to parliment we will have plenty of cash from all the fair and resonables taxes we implement to reimburse you. Failing that MLC our founder and mentor is loaded, so I am sure he would be happy to cough up some dough to get you going.

Cheers

The Fall Guy

[PradOz Advanced Member Find all posts View Profile Close PradOz]

Policy 3: Environment. Bitumen causes cancer and scars the natural environment, it is banned.

For all 4wding First Party members requiring treatment for bitumen cancer [pronounced "bitch-u-man"], the recommended treatment will be the consumption of enough full strength beer to cause leglessness until the effected person throws up expelling the bitumen cancer from their body.

All 4wding First Party members are permitted (highly recommended) to allow their eyes to stray whilst driving on any bitumen at all available opportunities so as to avoid the bitumen cancer from entering their body

[kav Avid PP Poster! Find all posts View Profile Close kav]

thats a hearty hear hear i hear you say .we may need to implement some sort of new tax in order to fund said junk....err fact finding missions . anyone got any good or for that matter f#@%ing ridiculous ideas or submissions that would enable us to secure funding for further operational pursuits . facts are irrelevent just whip something up , doesn't matter what . something like Y2K would suffice .

[PradOz Advanced Member Find all posts View Profile Close PradOz]

thats a hearty hear hear i hear you say .we may need to implement some sort of new tax in order to fund said junk....err fact finding missions . anyone got any good or for that matter f#@%ing ridiculous ideas or submissions that would enable us to secure funding for further operational pursuits . facts are irrelevent just whip something up , doesn't matter what . something like Y2K would suffice .

watching on foxtel this morning an under 16 year old rugby league grand final match and the number 3 for the canterbury bulldogs is a player named "sione fukafuka" so i propose a new tax by the name of "what the fukafuka tax" for anything that you need a fukafuka tax for...

[and BTW how can anyone go thru life having that as their family name]

[Richoson Avid PP Poster! Find all posts View Profile Close Richoson]

The more new taxes we can ceate the better off our party will be to fund junk... er fact finding missions.

See ya on the tracks, El Presidente.

[kav Avid PP Poster! Find all posts View Profile Close kav]

sorry pradoz i read the pronunciation wrong for a second , i thought you were taking the pissapissa out of us . wonder what the mutha fukafuka thinks of our new tax. be careful though with a name like that theyre probably allready from a mission or should that be on one .

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What are the big corporations that sit in the back ground with those little strings that everyone talks about called? Every leading party as a few?

As the supplier of an essential product on which your party depends and operates on, I feel that I may have been hereby unjustly left out? I would hate to see the downfall of such an up-and-coming, and potentially powerful group because influential persons had been omitted?

[PradOz Advanced Member Find all posts View Profile Close PradOz]

thats a hearty hear hear i hear you say .we may need to implement some sort of new tax in order to fund said junk....err fact finding missions . anyone got any good or for that matter f#@%ing ridiculous ideas or submissions that would enable us to secure funding for further operational pursuits . facts are irrelevent just whip something up , doesn't matter what . something like Y2K would suffice .

heres some f#@%ing ridiculous rediculous ideas:

A duck's quack doesn't echo - why?

Turtles can breathe through their butts - what the?

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue - ahh mmm yeh

need any more?

[kav Avid PP Poster! Find all posts View Profile Close kav]

is that you juuulia . come out from back there , no put the knife down , oooow you bitch . stop it your hurting me .