Out of the mouths of kids...

[letsgoplaces Advanced Member Find all posts View Profile Close letsgoplaces]

Kids at times come up with some funny stuff.
I'll kick it off with a comment from the 4yo while driving up the Stuart Highway yesterday. The afternoon sun was coming in through her window, and usually when she says the sun is coming through her window we tell her don't worry we'll turn soon.
So yesterday when she asked 'when are we going to turn a corner?' she didn't understand why we laughed and said 'ohhh in about 3 hours'. Needless to say a quick stop to hang the towel over the window and all was happy

[Matty80 Avid PP Poster! Find all posts View Profile Close Matty80]

The innocence of kids is brilliant, if i think of one specifically i'll post it as my 5 year old has had some corkers!

[MidLifeCrisis Out of control poster! Find all posts View Profile Close MidLifeCrisis]

The innocence of kids is brilliant, if i think of one specifically i'll post it as my 5 year old has had some corkers!

Especially when he is quoting daddy

[teamdevo Junior Member Find all posts View Profile Close teamdevo]

what about when you are walking through the shopping centre and a large women is walking toward you and your 3 year old goes "geez shes a big lady daddy" loud enough for the whole shopping centre to hear i tried crawling under a tile i was so embarressed

[MidLifeCrisis Out of control poster! Find all posts View Profile Close MidLifeCrisis]

Or when you tell your 4 year old while shopping that they may have 1 piece of junk food because they will get fat. They choose a lolly and are happy, then you unpack and the lady in front is packing her bags of groceries and the 4 year old boldly and loudly says. Daddy can I only have 1 junk food because that lady needs lots of tens of hundreds?

[KAKADAZ Avid PP Poster! Find all posts View Profile Close KAKADAZ]

My son when he was about 4 at Kindy was escorted to the toilets for a wee and kindly told the teacher "My dad has a big willy" I was told this by the teacher when I picked him up (very embarrassed I was) she said her and the other kindy teachers had a good chuckle I slipped him $10 when we got home and thanked him...My wife said could of been worse he could have said mines bigger than my dads...lol

[timmay5.7 Advanced Member Find all posts View Profile Close timmay5.7]

My son when he was about 4 at Kindy was escorted to the toilets for a wee and kindly told the teacher "My dad has a big willy" I was told this by the teacher when I picked him up (very embarrassed I was) she said her and the other kindy teachers had a good chuckle I slipped him $10 when we got home and thanked him...My wife said could of been worse he could have said mines bigger than my dads...lol

You pay your kid to lie? When your wife is trying to teach him to tell the truth? For shame...

[robbo792 Junior Member Find all posts View Profile Close robbo792]

I think my nearly 3 year old has to many electric toys.

We spent the long weekend (NSW) camping and my nearly 3 year old got his training wheels cought up on high ground so his main back tyre was spinning.

ME: Whats happening?
SON: Flat?
ME: What?
SON: Plug in please, battery flat.

[KAKADAZ Avid PP Poster! Find all posts View Profile Close KAKADAZ]

You pay your kid to lie? When your wife is trying to teach him to tell the truth? For shame...

Haha funny man it's true honest...

[dermie75 Member Find all posts View Profile Close dermie75]

I remember a few years ago when I was back home at Mum's and my niece was there as well. I think she was around 4 at the time.
Mum used the old "If I count to 3 you're in trouble with us and she has done so with my nieces and nephews as well.

Well, my niece was being a bit of a turd at the time. This particular time Mum went straight to 2. My niece replied with "What happened to 1 Nanna?"

Mum's reply? "Well you were being so naughty that I skipped 1."
Needless to say, my niece stopped being a turd very bloody quickly!

It was gold to watch and I had to leave the room so as not to laugh in front of them!!!

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I remember a few years ago when I was back home at Mum's and my niece was there as well. I think she was around 4 at the time.
Mum used the old "If I count to 3 you're in trouble with us and she has done so with my nieces and nephews as well.

Well, my niece was being a bit of a turd at the time. This particular time Mum went straight to 2. My niece replied with "What happened to 1 Nanna?"

Mum's reply? "Well you were being so naughty that I skipped 1."
Needless to say, my niece stopped being a turd very bloody quickly!

It was gold to watch and I had to leave the room so as not to laugh in front of them!!!

Damn prejudice if you ask me. Al;l bets are off Nanna and all further communications should be made through said Neices lawyer. Tsk, tsk, imagine, no number 1, injustice I tell you and my client demands compensation!

When I was a kid my old man used to just say 3. This gave us about 7 microseconds to prepare for whatever was coming......

[iantz Avid PP Poster! Find all posts View Profile Close iantz]

Borderline pubescent boys are a laugh. On the way to school in the morning last week a nice looking lady went jogging past. I turned to see a big smile on my lads face, and all he had to say was "wow... did you see those t**s??"

[Case Member Find all posts View Profile Close Case]

i had i group of girls in the car the other day, 7 of them all between 7 and 10
Me: lets play the be quiet game
my 10 year old: usually you call it the "shut your mouth or i will shut it for you game"
Them: Nah we dont want to play
Me: yeah if you's win and i loose i will buy everyone ice-cream
them: quiet for 1 min

them: we desisded we dont want ice cream so can we talk?

Me: laugh and turns radio up

[MidLifeCrisis Out of control poster! Find all posts View Profile Close MidLifeCrisis]

Borderline pubescent boys are a laugh. On the way to school in the morning last week a nice looking lady went jogging past. I turned to see a big smile on my lads face, and all he had to say was "wow... did you see those t**s??"

Borderline pubescent, teenagers, young men, adult males, middle aged men, old fellas..... the comment remains relevant throughout life The subtle difference is the first 5 gert a twitch in their crouch, the last catagory get a twitch in their chest.....

[wooley Avid PP Poster! Find all posts View Profile Close wooley]

Borderline pubescent, teenagers, young men, adult males, middle aged men, old fellas..... the comment remains relevant throughout life The subtle difference is the first 5 gert a twitch in their crouch, the last catagory get a twitch in their chest.....

what's a crouch?