Out of the mouths of kids...

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what's a crouch?

Uhm.... an unfullfilled (and therefore grouchy) crutch..... damn typo...


(someone should blow up wooleys )

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(someone should blow up wooleys )

And there's two ways of taking that

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And there's two ways of taking that

Bwhahahahahaha, I am seriously crying wiuth laughter. I can't believe the shite I write sometimes. And we are having a go at the shite kids say. Guess I'm a big kid.

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Guess I'm a big kid.

Aren't we all? As my wife would point out, just bigger kids with bigger toys (apart from Kakadaz allegedly)

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Aren't we all? As my wife would point out, just bigger kids with bigger toys (apart from Kakadaz allegedly)

I heard his wife started that rumour to boost his failing moral and hide the fact from her girlfriends. Apperantly his "uhf" aerial is better described as a "stubby".

Someone should let him know we appreciate him for who he is and care not for the size of his "aerial".

(this is how those nasty rumours start, maybe I shouldn't hit the button that says "POST". too late)

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My 4 yo saw me get out of the shower and yelled;

"Hey mum, look at dads stupid nuts!"

She has brothers........

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I remember when my daughter was about six she noticed our dog had a very large, bright pink, appendage that wasn't normally visible, so she asked about it. We told her that he went like that when he was excited. You could actually see the cogs turning before she asked the obvious question about daddy

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I remember when my daughter was about six she noticed our dog had a very large, bright pink, appendage that wasn't normally visible, so she asked about it. We told her that he went like that when he was excited. You could actually see the cogs turning before she asked the obvious question about daddy

Come to think of it, I would be afraid to laugh around friends for fear my daughter would look at me strangely and ask, "so are you like [insert dogs name here] now daddy?"

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After 4 weeks on the road and bush camping most nights, our 9yr old was getting rather good at preparing a damper for the camp oven. A few days after our return she had to go on a school camp whereby all the kids got to make a damper. When she got all her ingredients she stood there looking puzzled. One of the teachers asked if anything was wrong, and she politely asked where the beer was. The teacher asked her why, to which she said that "you can't make a good damper without a beer, but don't use dads good VB, use the xxxx". The teacher told me they all fell about laughing!!!!
She makes me so proud....

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to get the kids to finish their dinner we suggested that an icecream from McDonalds might be on offer, to get them to think along the right lines we asked what they had to do. My 4yo daughter said "...go to McDonalds?"
"No Before that..."
"Get in the car?"
"No, Before that..."
"put my shoes on?"

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My 8 yr old had a dummy spit screeming out to me "My mum is nothing but a rude little person " and then she raised the decibles a few hundred notches and yelled " and I mean it mum is a very very little person oh yer and she is rude"

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Years ago on a saturday afternoon after work, I was playing with my young daughter and I asked her did she have fun with mummy while daddy was at work .... her reply was "no (because) mummy was playing nudies with nony"

Only problem was my name is not nony (tony)

and now mummy is no longer my wife .... kids say it as they see it, gotta love'em

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Years ago on a saturday afternoon after work, I was playing with my young daughter and I asked her did she have fun with mummy while daddy was at work .... her reply was "no (because) mummy was playing nudies with nony"

Only problem was my name is not nony (tony)

and now mummy is no longer my wife .... kids say it as they see it, gotta love'em

My name's not nony either!!!!!

Jokes aside mate, that's got to be the worst feeling!!! Hope it all worked out in the end...

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Years ago on a saturday afternoon after work, I was playing with my young daughter and I asked her did she have fun with mummy while daddy was at work .... her reply was "no (because) mummy was playing nudies with nony"

Only problem was my name is not nony (tony)

and now mummy is no longer my wife .... kids say it as they see it, gotta love'em

That's pretty sh!tty... Hope things have worked out since.