Now little Johnny was known for his profanity and the day he was off to see Santa at the local shopping mall, his Dad warned him if he uses profanity in front of Santa, anything he wishes for Xmas will turn into Dog Doo Doo...
After sitting on Santa knee, is asked what he wants (will let you use your imagination to fill in the blanks and embellish more)
First when I wake up in the morning, I want a big ______ 6ft teddy bear on the pillow next to me, and then when I walk down stairs, there will be a big ______ train set and track around the ______ small Xmas tree we have , and when I walk outside leaning on the garage will be a big red ________ trail bike......
Now after hearing this his dad decides to teach him a lesson and make his wish come true - except with Dog .......
So on Xmas morning little Johnny opens his eyes, roll over and see Dog ........, he runs down stairs and next to the Xmas tree is a bigger pile of Dog........, finally he goes out side and next to the garage is a huge pile of Dog......
Looking around, little johnny runs back inside to the kitchen with a big grin on his face and his Dad asks what Santa bought him for Xmas......
His reply was - I know Santa bought me a Dog, but _______ if I can find him.......
(Hope have cleaned up enough for PP)
After sitting on Santa knee, is asked what he wants (will let you use your imagination to fill in the blanks and embellish more)
First when I wake up in the morning, I want a big ______ 6ft teddy bear on the pillow next to me, and then when I walk down stairs, there will be a big ______ train set and track around the ______ small Xmas tree we have , and when I walk outside leaning on the garage will be a big red ________ trail bike......
Now after hearing this his dad decides to teach him a lesson and make his wish come true - except with Dog .......
So on Xmas morning little Johnny opens his eyes, roll over and see Dog ........, he runs down stairs and next to the Xmas tree is a bigger pile of Dog........, finally he goes out side and next to the garage is a huge pile of Dog......
Looking around, little johnny runs back inside to the kitchen with a big grin on his face and his Dad asks what Santa bought him for Xmas......
His reply was - I know Santa bought me a Dog, but _______ if I can find him.......
(Hope have cleaned up enough for PP)
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