Thor, the god of thunder who was very well endowed decided he was going to go down to earth and spend a few days finding wild women and getting his rocks off.
He landed in Melbourne and got directed by a trusty cabby to the local night club scene where he started browsing with a few drinks under his belt. A short time later, he couldn't believe his eyes when this stunning blonde walks in through the door and sidled up to him at the bar and asked him if she could buy him a drink.
Sure, why not said Thor, noticing that the girl had a bit of a speech impediment, but was not overly concerned as he wasn't planning omn talking and this was the beginning of a week of non stop sex and lustfull antics. In all of this time though they had not even introduced themselves to each other and even very few words were spoken and this really started to play on Thor's morals.
On the morning of Thor's departure he started really getting the guilts that he had not introduced himself to this lady and as he cautiously approached the breakfast table, he could see that she was in a state of discomfort.
My darling, he started, I am so sorry for the past few days, you have been absolutely wonderful to me and I must apologise that I did not tell you who I am and before I leave this wonderful place I must tell you that I am THOR; he didn't get any further before she let loose with her abuse.
THOR, THOR, you barthard she said, I'm tho thor I can hardly pith.
He landed in Melbourne and got directed by a trusty cabby to the local night club scene where he started browsing with a few drinks under his belt. A short time later, he couldn't believe his eyes when this stunning blonde walks in through the door and sidled up to him at the bar and asked him if she could buy him a drink.
Sure, why not said Thor, noticing that the girl had a bit of a speech impediment, but was not overly concerned as he wasn't planning omn talking and this was the beginning of a week of non stop sex and lustfull antics. In all of this time though they had not even introduced themselves to each other and even very few words were spoken and this really started to play on Thor's morals.
On the morning of Thor's departure he started really getting the guilts that he had not introduced himself to this lady and as he cautiously approached the breakfast table, he could see that she was in a state of discomfort.
My darling, he started, I am so sorry for the past few days, you have been absolutely wonderful to me and I must apologise that I did not tell you who I am and before I leave this wonderful place I must tell you that I am THOR; he didn't get any further before she let loose with her abuse.
THOR, THOR, you barthard she said, I'm tho thor I can hardly pith.
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