Re: [OT] Jokes page
Don't Jump To Conclusions....
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at
him. She says "Hello!"
He's rather taken aback because he can't place her.
So he says, 'Do you know me?'
To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to
his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I had
sex with on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner
whipped my butt with wet celery?'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."
Don't Jump To Conclusions....
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at
him. She says "Hello!"
He's rather taken aback because he can't place her.
So he says, 'Do you know me?'
To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to
his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I had
sex with on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner
whipped my butt with wet celery?'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."
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