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Three Scotsmen and three Maori's are travelling by train to a Rugby match at the World Cup in England . At the station, the three Scots each buy a ticket and watch as the three Maori's buy just one ticket between them.
"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the Scots. "Watch and learn bro," answers one of the Maori's
They all board the train. The Scots take their respective seats but all three Maori's cram into a toilet and close the door behind them.
Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket please."
The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes the ticket and moves on.
The Scots see this and agree it was quite a clever idea. So after the game, they decide to go one better on the return trip and save some money.
When they get to the station for the return trip, the Maoris buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Scots don't buy a ticket at all!!
"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed Maori.
"Watch and learn bro ," answers a Scotsman .
When they board the train the three Scots cram into a toilet and soon after the three Maori's cram into another nearby. The train departs.
Shortly afterwards, one of the Scots leaves the toilet and walks over to the toilet where the Maoris are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket please."
Three Scotsmen and three Maori's are travelling by train to a Rugby match at the World Cup in England . At the station, the three Scots each buy a ticket and watch as the three Maori's buy just one ticket between them.
"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the Scots. "Watch and learn bro," answers one of the Maori's
They all board the train. The Scots take their respective seats but all three Maori's cram into a toilet and close the door behind them.
Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket please."
The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes the ticket and moves on.
The Scots see this and agree it was quite a clever idea. So after the game, they decide to go one better on the return trip and save some money.
When they get to the station for the return trip, the Maoris buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Scots don't buy a ticket at all!!
"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed Maori.
"Watch and learn bro ," answers a Scotsman .
When they board the train the three Scots cram into a toilet and soon after the three Maori's cram into another nearby. The train departs.
Shortly afterwards, one of the Scots leaves the toilet and walks over to the toilet where the Maoris are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket please."
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