SWMBO...God Bless em.

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Can't believe none of you have offered up any better possum names:


So what are your best possum names ?

Itlefoker
Punkymonky
Muffler
Pawbasted
Trik-e-bunt
Peesevenscard
Thorass
Stevfurme
Jasentme
Deefordee
Jssagimp
Ajrated
Fidofixdme

One of those names (we won't say which red one or anything) is already taken and can't be used for a possum, because when it's being yelled out in the bedroom the last thing you want is your possum running in on you and wondering why you are tied up with a red ball gag in your mouth and are being whipped by two naked midgets with Margaret Thatcher masks on who are covered in honey and baby oil.

I can tell you one thing, it won't be any of these...

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hahaha that's a good'n

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ATTENTION KLC MEMBERS

The P & V's have decided that a new term needed to be invented. This term has been brought about due to some fine work by you all but especially by our esteemed member FIDO. She has stood out from the crowd by randomly inserting the awesomeness of possums into other non possum related threads.
The new officially KLC recognised term shall be known from this day as a "POSSUM SLAP" or to be "POSSUM SLAPPED".

Once again The Pres, Vice Pres and Vice Vice Pres are proud to dedicate this new and awesome term in FIDOs honour.

Congratulations Fido, well done and keep up the good work.

Cheers
VVP KLC

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Mmm Margret Thatcher midgets!!!!!!!

They Go Off like a frog in a sock...................Or a possum in a sack

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I did an audit of my trees last night and I am down 11 possums. Have you guys been Barretting my possums (one way or another)?

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Check that they're not hiding in your mailbox, that's where I found Norbit last night.......he said he was waiting to ambush the postie as he doesn't like the look of his helmet.


Hey MJ you haven't updated your sig yet......don't you love us anymore????

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Jasen, I can fax you a few, how many do you need?

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In a continual effort to improve his image (especially in light of the dispersions levelled at his character earlier), Barrett is working on his finer side and getting himself some cultcha...

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PMSL hahahaha i'm lost for words..............that's gold!!!!

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In a continual effort to improve his image (especially in light of the dispersions levelled at his character earlier), Barrett is working on his finer side and getting himself some cultcha...

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Looks to me like he is writing up his lipstick list. Just make sure you aren't on it!

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I'm luv'n the new sig MJ.

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Nicely done!! Very smooth & subtle with no feathers ruffled. A perfect possum slap.

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In a continual effort to improve his image (especially in light of the dispersions levelled at his character earlier), Barrett is working on his finer side and getting himself some cultcha...

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Looks to me like he is writing up his lipstick list. Just make sure you aren't on it!

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you dag lol, better tell Trek to nuke the card then

Just get MJ to shine his 350 million lumen torch at it!

Congratulations Fido, well done and keep up the good work.

So does that mean I shall now be known as Chief Possum Slapper?

Ooh I just said that out loud and it seems a bit rude but the possums seemed to like it (the title not the slapping).

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So does that mean I shall now be known as Chief Possum Slapper?

Ooh I just said that out loud and it seems a bit rude but the possums seemed to like it (the title not the slapping).

Fido it's your possum and you are allowed to slap it as hard and fast as you like.







Get your dirty minds out of the gutter........we're talking possums here!!!


Steve good to see you're helping bogans (when they're blocking your way and you have no choice lol).
Speaking of cleaning the car, a mate of mine who had a ton of trucks and earth moving gear down in the mines (but decided to retire so he sold up) gave me a "foam gun" which they use to wash the trucks & machinery. You must get one they are cool!! my car looked like it got hit by a snow storm and there was about a foot high blanket of foam all over my driveway and running down the gutter.

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"How will we get this this clean again? it is really really dirty" says swmbo.

That's easy, just find a nice clean river to cross. That or get the Possum Cleanup Crew on to it.

Oh and on a side note..most of you know how much i love patrol bogans.........Just minutes after hitching the trailer up and driving down the muddy gravel road, we come across a bogged Patrol:
This type of model, but white with orange striping:

Our 1st 4WD was one of those but in a LWB. I can still claim I've never owned a Patrol though since it had a Ford badge and was called a Maverick LOL.

Fido it's your possum and you are allowed to slap it as hard and fast as you like.

Bloody hell, I nearly spat my Hot Chocolate all over the keyboard after reading that! Fidel prefers it gentle and slow and likes a cigarette afterwards, I've been trying to encourage him to give those up though.

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Got a brand name for it?..bugger the gun really..i want the cool foam blobs a foot high..and then use my possum sponge followed by the possum chamois.and finally the
Poss-uiar's polish.

It's one of these suckers
http://www.ecowashsolutions.com.au/2...foammaster-ii/

Given it was a Maverick you are forgiven. you quasi bogunette you.

lol quasi bogunette possum slapper