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  • #76
    Originally posted by Dobbo
    Idiot P plate drivers.
    Waiting to turn left onto a busy main road heading home after work. a young bloke in a hotted up Honda ran straight into the back of me :shock:
    Luckily it only left some red paint and chrome on my tow ball, which ploughed straight over his bumper and into the headlight assembly
    After the adrenalin rush settled down I drove away smiling, thinking how much it was going to cost him for a moment of stupidity.
    And I was only thinking of taking the tow hitch off last weekend. Not Now.
    I love having a "reversing sensor" for those times and when numbnuts park outside of the parking bays in carparks so people already parked cant get out without giving a gentle nudge with the "reversing sensor".
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    • #77
      Dobbo, nice one :lol: :lol: never take the tow bar out unless going bush, its a nice bit of protection to keep the idiots at bay. :wink:
      Cheers,
      Dustie

      Self confessed PP addict!! hmm.. now thats not a bad habit is it......

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      • #78
        Pradorage

        Ok, in the last week I've suffered two incidents of what can only be described as Pradorage.

        Pradorage. [Lesser Neanderthal Action]: Actions undertaken by those with no brain. Often attributed with 3 celled microbes only recently emerged from a stinking bog pit. Said bog scum will see a Pradopointer minding their own business and will suffer massive brain failure. The pile of stinking brown matter will then hurl abuse at the Pradopointer before completely devolving into a single celled Elturdium Stinkophytum before shooting straight to hell to burn for eternity.


        So I was stopped at the lights tonight after my weekly bout of late night shopping. I hear this god awful swearing and racket slowly moving past my drivers side window. Some lowlife on a pushbike was hurling abuse at me! :evil: I get the window down and say "OI! Whats your problem?" I'm dead sure I've done nothing wrong as all I've done is coasted up a well lit road from the shopping centre carpark and stopped at traffic lights. I'd know if I'd cut the guy off or something. He was wearing a frikking High vis vest for gods sake! "Get your *beep* @ss back to Moora you *beep* stinking Prado *beep*!" :shock: I was once a farmer years ago. I've still got country number plates. Moora is a town about 2 hours North of Perth for those further afield who may not know. "What have I done to you mate!?" I yell back with anger starting to rise. "Go back where you *beep* came from! You don't *beep* belong here you *beep* *beeeeeeep*Moora Prado *Beeep* driver!!" :shock: :shock:

        Then I gave him a serve of my own..... Which I very rarely do but this guy was something else. Only explanation I have is that he was a whack job on drugs.

        Last weekend I had a metallic blue falcon full of guys who gave me the finger as they belted past. I caught the words "OI!" and "Prado!" plus a lot of other spirited runic syllables flowed forth. Not sure what they were on about but once again I was minding my freaking own business.


        So, whats with all this Pradorage!? I ask you! I bought a Prado ok. I worked my @ss off for more than 10 years! I put some money aside at each opportunity. I had crap jobs. I had bosses who were freaks. I lost sleep. Worked many Christmases and other holidays serving drinks to people who didn't give a damn! I ate freaking black and gold noodles for 5 years as a uni student with a lousy 5 bucks in my wallet at any one time. I had to push start my 6 Cyl Holden WB ute most days, and on a good one it'd actually start! In my Uni holidays I'd drive a harvester on our wheat farm long into the night and watch my family worry with the stress of wondering where the next grocery money might come from. I worked my @ss off to get a 1/2 decent job and scrape together a reasonable life for myself once we sold the farm. And these scum tell me to P*** off????

        No.....

        YOU P*** OFF!!!!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
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        • #79
          there are clowns like that every where Iron Paw....most times these tossers are jealous...so they can go jam it...im with you..
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          • #80
            Ditto to that. Bloody hard work got us to the point where we can drive and enjoy the Prado ....

            .... and if some neanderthal fragwit (thanks for expanding my vocab IP) wants to express his / her displeasure at being so recently emerged from the bog then they can jam it :evil:

            Cheers
            Chippy

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            • #81
              I'm with you too, Iron Paww

              Cracks me up when I'm told that I'm lucky to have a nice new car, must've cost a motza (after retiring the old Prado 90 series after 300,000km and 11 years.)
              Strange, though, that the harder we work the luckier we get!!

              Also peeves me when those unwashed hairy enviro-greenies serve it up to us for driving fuel guzzling ozone depleting world ending people killing bullbar equipped 4wd's, and believe their 40 year old oil leaking smoke belching rusting bald tyred no brakes Kombi's are good for the world because they've painted a few daisies and peace signs on the sides.

              Well, I sleep good at night!

              Cheers Mate
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              Ex 2008 Toyota Prado 120 VX, D4D
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              Ex 1988 Mitsubishi Pajero V6
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              • #82
                Hey IP,

                You get F#$K wits everywhere these days. Bloody jealous scum......Looks like they hate others having a good life after years of sweating.

                Next time show them the "Pinky" mate :twisted:
                Cheers,
                Dustie

                Self confessed PP addict!! hmm.. now thats not a bad habit is it......

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                • #83
                  Get a trunk monkey.

                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8avOiTUcD4Y

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                  • #84
                    trunk monkey

                    :lol: :lol: :lol: :!: Gotta have one!
                    So, this trunk monkey, is it an original Toyota option, or can I get one from EBay?
                    2013 Land Rover Discovery 4 SDV6 SE
                    Ex 2008 Toyota Prado 120 VX, D4D
                    Ex 1997 Toyota Prado 90 GXL, V6
                    Ex 1988 Mitsubishi Pajero V6
                    Ex 1986 Suzuki Sierra

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                    • #85
                      :lol: :lol: :lol: Put me on the order list too.
                      Cheers,
                      Dustie

                      Self confessed PP addict!! hmm.. now thats not a bad habit is it......

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                      • #86
                        I hear you IRON-PAWW,

                        I rekon Cairns drivers are the worst in Australia!!

                        I've had a few bad runs of late... The last one was me about to be stuck behind a crane doing 20 in a 60 zone (LH lane) so I indicate right to zip around in the RHL. Looked in my mirror and there's plenty of room, but as I indicate the turkey that would have been behind me in the RHL decided to speed up rediculously and then flashes his lights and carried on giving me the bird out the window... This infuriates me... and I always bite back, so I hit the anchors and slooooooowed right down. He speed up into a right hand turn lane right beside and was going absolutely off his head, so I smiled and JAYZUZ :shock: did he go ballistic! haha what a fwit.

                        Unfortunately the other run in resulted in me getting a f*rkin speeding fine from a speed camera as I was infuriated again by some idiot that cut across 3 lanes in front of me to turn right, causing every lane to hit the brakes... Needless to say I was very angry and sped off after he nearly had an arb bar imprinted in his boot.

                        So just keep your cool when other drivers are idiots because you can definately come unstuck yourself.

                        Crammy
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                        • #87
                          Originally posted by Crammy
                          So just keep your cool when other drivers are idiots because you can definately come unstuck yourself.

                          Crammy
                          Good Advice. They are all jealous and don't deserve to have their stupidity acknowledged or recognised with any response. What goes around comes around... they'll get theirs.

                          In the meantime... just sit back, relax and smile knowing you are the proud owner of a Prado.
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                          • #88
                            You had 5 bucks in your wallet??

                            Murdoch
                            July 2008 D4D Auto GXL in White - rubbered, lifted, snorkeled, lit, bagged, barriered, barred, radio'd, and racked

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                            • #89
                              Cheers lads! I was rightly peeved last night!

                              That Bog Shoveller could have done with some Trunk Monkey treatment! :lol: :lol: :twisted: The thing that struck me much later was the fact that the Stinking Bog Scum was riding a bike. Looked like a laborer with high vis vest on and work boots etc. Lost his license maybe? Stunk his car out........

                              I hope the Stink Job finds the right place to jam all that language and gets over whatever his single cell brain was hemorrhageing over. Whatever his panties were all in a bunch about he can discuss with the other bacteruim in the freaking bog pit!

                              I do the work, I spend my cash on what I want. Jealous methane clouds like him can hike to China for all I care. It really is amazing how blatant some people can be. Like I just couldn't believe it! There he was standing next to the traffic light pole yelling great gobs of bog filth for all to hear. Many other people must have heard him. He can go to hell and burn there!

                              PradoRage..... pffft I've got better things to worry about. Like what suspension setup I'm going to get..........
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                              • #90
                                Originally posted by phoenix
                                You had 5 bucks in your wallet??

                                Murdoch
                                Mate. That was after the pay rise........... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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